Americans Officially No Longer World's Most Obnoxious Tourists

"They scream, they sing, they fall down, they take their clothes off, they cross-dress, they vomit."

--Konstantinos Lagoudakis, mayor of Malia, Greece, quoted in "Some Britons Too Unruly For Resorts In Europe," by Sarah Lyall, New York Times, Sunday, August 24, 2008