- Making my own bias tape.
- Wallpapering my kitchen ceiling.
- Wallpapering a window shade to match the aforementioned kitchen ceiling.
- Lining a glass-topped bedside table with wallpaper.
- Creating a jaunty drinks tray with an old map.
- Making a totebag from an old pillowcase.
- Cooking pancakes with chunks of bacon in them.
- Collecting old watering cans.
Projects featured in the June issue of Martha Stewart Living I'm unlikely to attempt, now or ever: