Not Happening

Projects featured in the June issue of Martha Stewart Living I'm unlikely to attempt, now or ever:
  • Making my own bias tape.
  • Wallpapering my kitchen ceiling.
  • Wallpapering a window shade to match the aforementioned kitchen ceiling.
  • Lining a glass-topped bedside table with wallpaper.
  • Creating a jaunty drinks tray with an old map.
  • Making a totebag from an old pillowcase.
  • Cooking pancakes with chunks of bacon in them.
  • Collecting old watering cans.

1 comment:

sgazzetti said...

I am deeply disappointed in your lack of ambition.