Phone conversation with my sister-in-law this afternoon
Me: It's totally relative, but I was surprised to discover that Tagalongs have fewer calories than I thought. And my client gave me a box of Do-Si-Dos a few weeks back, and those weren't bad at all.
Sara: Yeah, but Do-Si-Dos are kind of the bastard cousin of Tagalongs.
Me: True. They are sort of redneck-y.
Sara: Do-Si-Dos are like...like Billy Carter. You know--Tagalongs win the Nobel Peace Prize and all. And then there's Do-Si-Dos.
[In case I haven't mentioned, I have the best sister-in-law ever. EVER.]